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Joke of the Day

"By all sensible rules of anatomy, if you have shit for brains, you shouldn't be alive. Science, people."

"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."

"1st day of middle school & my son REALLY didn't want to get picked on but he's dressed like a dorkwad & I couldn't help myself."

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."

"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"

"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom."

"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."

"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"