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Joke of the Day

"By all sensible rules of anatomy, if you have shit for brains, you shouldn't be alive. Science, people."

"One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... May she breast in peace :'("

"nudist camp for intellectuals 2 people at a nudist camp for intellectuals, one says to the other ""have you read Marx?"" The 2nd say ""yes, because of these wicker chairs"""

"Plot twist Standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep"

"I Took a Class on Personal Finance I had no interest in it."

"Bob told his wife, ""I can't work for him anymore after what he said to me"". Wife: What did he say? Bob: You're fired"

"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."

"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""

"What's the best thing about being a meth addict? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"