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Joke of the Day
"Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way."
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"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"If I see another Robin Williams post... I am going to kill myself"
"Sadly, very few people get this joke: ""A termite walks into a bar and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'"" -What's your favorite joke that no one gets?"
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
"You know the economy is bad... When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks... Can you afford fries with that?"
"Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food."
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."