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Joke of the Day

"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."

"A Day in Court"

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."

"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"

"[sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before"

"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"

"How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeno face."

"Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes."

"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."