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Joke of the Day

"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"

"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."

"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"

"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"

"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"

"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis."

"If Hillary brought a carpet bag to New York, what did Bill bring? Hard wood."

"My new job has me up at 1 AM every morning in my front yard with a glass of water and a paintbrush. It doesn't really pay much but I make dew."