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Joke of the Day

"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."

"I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."

"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."

"Did you know Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He got shot in the temple"

"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"

"Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now."

"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory... ...his girlfriend had been dead against it for years!"

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."