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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."

"What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common."

"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"

"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""

"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"

"If you had a donkey and it bit off my rooster's legs, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"

"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."

"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."