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Joke of the Day
"What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations"
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"Dad, I can't drink from this mug... - ...it has no opening! - You are right,son. And besides this, it has no bottom!"
"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."
"Still don't know what I did wrong. My girlfriend was happy when I brought her home a bouquet of flowers. Her mood changed when I told her I found them by a lamp post."
"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."