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Joke of the Day
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."
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"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""
"I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute."
"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."
"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"
"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."
"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."
"My German wife has just had a Brazilian. It was a Klose shave."
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"
"How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope."