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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope."

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."

"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."

"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"

"My brain hurts. That means it's getting stronger. Right?"

"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"

"I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal. He said it was a play on words."

"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""

"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"