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Joke of the Day
"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"
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"Hey, baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"
"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""
"You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles."
"if you watch the titanic backwards hundreds of disgusting sea zombies come together as a community and rebuild an old ship"
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think my game is improving?"" Caddy: ""Oh yes sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."""
"Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words"