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Joke of the Day
"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"
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"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."
"Is there a month between April and June? May be"
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."
"Why did the fox cross the road? Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."
"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"
"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."