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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."
Next Joke
"Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!"
"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."
"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"
"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"
"What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout? High Moon!"
"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.. But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."