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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."

"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"

"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."

"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"

"A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean. Hard of hearing the man asks, ""come again?"" She responds, ""No, it's yogurt"""

"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""

"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""