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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."

"There's a new TV show on AMC about people who run away from grains and wheat. I hear they call it The Walking Bread."

"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"

"I would put a web cam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Always been a family favourite."

"The Irish have announced they've sent a peace keeping force to Ukraine. They've managed to secure the city of Chernobyl without any resistance!"

"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"

"I met a guy with a tattoo on his penis that said ""Shorty"". When he got an erection, it said ""Shorty's Truck Stop Chattanooga, Tennessee""."

"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"