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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"
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"Give a man a bed, he'll sleep for a day Put a landmine in the bed, and he'll sleep for the rest of his life"
"Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it."
"Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright"
"Chocolate coins are easily the most delicious of all coins; plus, they don't get stuck in your teeth like pennies."
"i'm the human version of samwise gamgee, can't destroy the ring but make sure it gets home so someone else can"
"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"
"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."
"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"
"What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!"