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Joke of the Day

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."

"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"

"Do you know how the store Menards got its name? A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, ""Arr! Me-nards!"""

"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark."

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."

"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."

"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""