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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"
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"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"
"What do you call a blind german? A not see"
"Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking. Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman Nananananananananana Batman"
"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"Sometimes ""I'm single"" means ""I'm drama free"", ""less stressed"" and ""I refuse to settle for less."""