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Joke of the Day

"Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning ""You mean Diabetes?"" Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh"

"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"

"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"

"Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don't think he did either."

"A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort."

"Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras."

"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."

"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."

"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."

"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."