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Joke of the Day
"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."
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"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."
"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""
"I used Apple Maps to find my girlfriend's clitoris Ended up licking a doorknob."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included"
"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"
"Google Glass is the Segway of eyes."
"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."
"Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I."
"""Hey man what happened to you, you look like you've been in a fight?"" - ""You should see the other guy..."" ""He was fucking huge, I didn't stand a chance"""