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Joke of the Day
"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."
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"TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ. Bourne is the King of Israel!"
"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"
"I like my women like I like my cider... ... cold and dry ;)"
"My wife looks for signs I'm cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?"
"Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!"
"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."
"Dude, the fact that I called YOU to bail me out of jail is quite the compliment, so let's dial back that ""It's 4 am!"" attitude, mmkay?"
"I lost 100 pounds... and I only got half an hour. London chicks are pricy as hell."
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."