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Joke of the Day

"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."

"I am hoping to have a gay child So that one day he/she will come to me and say ""Dad, I'm gay"" To which I will reply ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone"

"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"