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Joke of the Day
"The worst mix of diseases? Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where."
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"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."
"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle."
"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell"
"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"
"I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me. They're really quite the noose ants."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits."
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"