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Joke of the Day

"I'm even late for work when I work from home"

"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"So there's a guy at my work that cleans all of the new stock that comes off the trucks before it hits the sales floor... We call him the palette cleanser."

"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."

"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

"Did you download the new Jewber app? It doesn't allow you to tip"

"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."

"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."

"I've never approached even 10% of Aerosmith's level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady."

"I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."