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Joke of the Day
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
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"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink."
"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""
"What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."
"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"A person in my class is constantly playing with his watch I wish I had that kind of time on my hands"
"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."
"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."