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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Household chores How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Send the bitch outside."

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"Armadillos are quite expensive. They usually cost an arm and a leg."

"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert"

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"

"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted while writing a paper; Id be making money in a weird ass way, man. ~Mitch"

"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."

"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."