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Joke of the Day
"Household chores How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Send the bitch outside."
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"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"
"""You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."" The Credible Hulk."
"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"
"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."
"Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll see myself out..."
"What sound does a gay magician make when it disappears? Poof"
"I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my croissan'wich without being judged by people walking by."
"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""
"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"