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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."

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"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"
"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."
"What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"
"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
"Texting chemists. ""Where are you?"" ""Out getting some potassium."" ""Umm...K?"" ""Yeah exactly."" ""..."""
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"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."