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Joke of the Day

"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."

"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."

"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!"

"What does your s*** smell like? Freedom."

"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""

"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."

"What's 10 inches long and white? Nothing."

"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"

"So my new gardener asked me, for the fourth damn time, which plants needed care. I quickly spun, pointed angrily at the daisies and shouted... ""WATER THOOOOOSE!"""