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Joke of the Day

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"

"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."

"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"

"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"

"1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater"

"Good friends don't let you do dumb things... alone."

"No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately"

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."

"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."