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Joke of the Day
"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"
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"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""I've got a problem, I have 5 penises"" The doctor says ""Woow, how do your pants fit?"", he replies ""like a glove"""
"What did the dog say before he died? Well I'll be dog-gone."
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."
"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."
"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"
"When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says."
"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."