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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted."

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."

"What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent."

"It's getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes! Also, drink this water because I don't want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly"

"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."

"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."

"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."

"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"

"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"