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Joke of the Day
"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."
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"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."
"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. Does this mean I can finally join the X-Men?"
"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"
"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."
"""dad mom wont tell me where babies come from"" *dad slams newspaper down* DAMN THAT WOMAN & HER SECRETS *clenches fists* WHY WONT SHE TELL US"