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Joke of the Day

"My friends' girlfriend gets diagnosed with cancer.. He proposed to her on the spot. See ladies, it's not that men can't be spontaneous and romantic, we just don't like long term commitment"

"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."

"interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd"

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"

"Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says, ""I think not,"" and vanishes."

"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""

"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"