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Joke of the Day

"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"

"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."

"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Nein"

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."

"Stop taking my book seriously - God"

"Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !"

"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."

"What did Antonin Scalia's pathologist write in his autopsy report? Cause of death: Hippy-energy induced heart attack. Time of death: finally."