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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""

"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"

"What do you call a whiny dog? A chi-WAAA-WAAA!!!!"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet"

"My ex used to sing ""Brown Eyed Girl"" to me.... I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign."

"An ex girlfriend of mine had a Cockatoo, that fucking thing would never shut up ... but her bird was cool."

"Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch."

"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."

"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."