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Joke of the Day

"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"

"I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal."

"Why are so many Germans into scat? Because they appreciate the creativity and artistry of Ella Fitzgerald, and enjoy listening to her music..... while pooping on each other."

"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."

"*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite."

"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"

"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."