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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"

"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."

"Look, if you can take a smoke break, I should be able to take a twitter break. It's not like one addiction outweighs the other, HR!"

"Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed."

"Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white? A: Blee-otch."

"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"