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Joke of the Day
"Who delivers presents to the hood? Crip Cringle."
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"Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Her batteries were dead."
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"- What's your cell phone? - iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that."
"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"
"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded."
"A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is."
"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"Guy on fb posted a picture of his baby w/ the caption ""1st Easter!"" Hell no, there have been like 2000, we're not starting over just for him"