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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."

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"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"
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"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."