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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"

"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"

"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"

"Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist."

"YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!? ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!"

"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."

"Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid? Of course every Juan!"

"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."

"I started dating an optometrist, but she left me... She just said she couldn't see me anymore."

"Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are talking. Harry says, ""Ron, I'm gay."" ""Are you fucking serious?!"" asks Ron. ""Yeah...that too,"" says Harry."