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Joke of the Day

"As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around..."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."

"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."

"What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors"

"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""

"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"