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Joke of the Day
"Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking."
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"Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg."
"So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it)"
"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts"
"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
"I asked my dog why the cat hated him... He said, ""Woof."" I was like, ""Wow, that's ruff."""
"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"
"chinaman goes to see the eye doctor so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing. doctor says ""ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"" chinaman says ""no i drive a rincorn"""