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Joke of the Day
"What's the best hour to book a dental appointment? Tooth hurty."
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"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."
"Why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time"
"Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK."
"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."
"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""
"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."
"[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain. Sort of like ""Eiffel for you"", or ""never leaf me"" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)"
"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"
"How do you confuse a gay? 7"