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Joke of the Day
"If Abraham Lincoln was alive today... He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin."
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"Nine out of ten people... Enjoy gang rape."
"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""
"Doctor asked me for a semen, stool and urine sample. I said, ""Hell doc, I ain't got time for that! Can't I just leave my underwear?"""
"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."
"Went to Syria last month.. Had a blast."
"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"
"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."
"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."
"Hi I'm 37 yrs old. According to folklore, I've swallowed 259 spiders, 47 moths, 3 coyotes, and a grizzly bear in my sleep since I was born."