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Joke of the Day
"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."
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"Did you hear about the single-engine plane that crashed into a Polish cemetary? So far, 400 bodies have been recovered."
"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""
"Ever heard of a game called Polish Roulette? It's like Russian Roulette except all the chambers are loaded. edit: ""chambers,"" not ""barrels"""
"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"
"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."