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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"
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"I phoned the police. I said, ""A girl is being raped in the park!"" He said, ""You're going to need to be more specific than that."" I said, ""You kinky bastard."""
"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"
"Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it."
"The Navy How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"nothing is funny anymore becuase nothing is normal anymore. i saw a pigeon on the subway today and thought ""how did a pigeon make $2.75"""
"Corny computer jokes? Why was the spider inside the Computer? He was looking for a webpage!"
"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."
"I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks... My wife still has hers."
"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."