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Joke of the Day

"A White House aide tells Donald Trump that one hundred people will attend his next event. ""A hundred thousand people?"" Trump asks, ""Do we even have enough room for 1.5 million people?"""

"What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? A pirate aye!"

"My friend said he was worried he's losing his hair I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head"

"*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir? Termite: table for two."

"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."

"kids grow up so fast now a days like just the other day my daughter was asking me awkward sexual questions like ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."