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Joke of the Day
"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."
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"What is a vajazzle made of? Pubic Zirconia."
"A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream."
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
"""Mom, what does married mean?"" Taking naps together ""Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"" No, that means he's getting divorced"
"I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis... But they were just arguing semitics."
"What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup? Cruisin' for a bruisin'"
"Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could ""humpback"" at my place."
"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"
"How often do elements masturbate? Periodically"