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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."

"Dumb one-liner of the day: I imagine veterinarians who treat ducks put up with a lot of undeserved grief."

"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."

"What do you get if you cross history and a cow? A moo-suem."

"Why is gigabit internet good for you? Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out..."

"Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend"

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"I went to the doctors the other day. I said ""every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"" ""Have you been taking anything for it?"" He asked. ""Yeah, pepper"""