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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."

"I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water."

"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."

"There should be a support group for people who have touched a wet door knob in a public bathroom."

"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."

"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"

"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? I heard they woke him up!"

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"