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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"

"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."

"I'm an atheist with a god-complex... ...which explains why all my highschool teachers always said I never believed in myself."

"What do you call a ""gay"" milkman? Dairy Queen."

"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."

"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh. If I put my ear on it I can smell the sea."

"Women left at the alter near-Mrs"

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."

"For an extra $20, you can purchase a mountain bike instead of a Kia."

"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"