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Joke of the Day

"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."

"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late. Ever since my wife got pregnant."

"I've compiled my bucket list. 4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits."

"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"

"You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner."

"[God creating the octopus] Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !"

"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure."