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Joke of the Day

"My brain is like Internet Explorer Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history"

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"Today's weather is perfect for running around with your top down. But these kids at Trader Joe's act like they've never seen nipples before"

"The philosopher says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full.... The sjw says the glass is half-fluid."

"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."

"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"