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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world.... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."
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"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"
"My wife's celebrity ""free pass"" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade."
"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"
"I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques... It was riveting."
"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"
"""You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have."" -Maya Angelou"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vesti-gator!"
"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."
"No Job ?? Better Blow-Job than No-Job !"